was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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