my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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