Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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