Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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