There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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