: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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