You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Watching her eat just hurts me
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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