So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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