I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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