$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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