She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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