I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Randomize