Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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