After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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