seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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