Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You smell like stripper and shame
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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