Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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