My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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