Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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