omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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