I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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