Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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