Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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