What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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