Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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