How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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