My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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