I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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