Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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