Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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