He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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