Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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