Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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