There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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