I'm drive I can fine osifer
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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