Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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