Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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