Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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