Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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