Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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