he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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