can we get nightvision for the apartment?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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