UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Are we still banned from the library?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
