i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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