your room smells of hookers.
And success
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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