i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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