Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step