This girl is more easily done than said...
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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