i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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