At least make sure they are 18
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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