What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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