I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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