Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
NoShamevember. You game?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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