PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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