and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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